I have to take the time to write down the things I hear in this season.  With an 8 year old boy as the oldest and a just-turned-one year old as the youngest, our home bubbles over with hilarity on any given day.

Recent highlights:

Theodore (5) to Parker (3) : “OK, I’m going to be the whole boss and you’ll be the half boss.”
Parker: “NO! I’m the whole boss!
Theodore: “You can’t be the whole boss cause I’m 5 and you’re 3.”
Parker: “OK, I’m the half-boss.”

Katie (6): “Momma, I’ve done my handwriting and last math sheet and you readed to me and I readed to you. Am I done with school now?”

Parker (3) to Katie (6): (looking at her play dough girl) “Sissy what is that?”
Katie: “It’s a person.”
Parker: “What IS it?”
Katie: “It’s a person.”
Parker: “KATIE! WHAT IS IT?”
Katie: “PARKER IT’S A PERSON!”
Me: “Parker a person is a boy, girl, man or woman. You are a person.”
Parker: “NO! I’m NOT a person!”

Me to Foster (8): “You only have to wait one more day.”
Foster: “That’s a long time. It’s 12 o’clock now and that will be 12 o’clock tomorrow so that’s like 24 hours. I just don’t think I can wait that long.”

What funny things are being said in your world today?